Posted On: March 10, 2008, 4:26 pm CDT

Posted By: KLS

Lest they get any bright ideas about suing their families for not curing them of their addictions. After all, the families most certainly witnessed all the signs of their problem... The families have a duty to care for their adult relatives, right? If she wins her case, we can expect to see some of this, I bet a ten dollar bill on it.

With all my fingers and toes crossed, I hope this case is thrown out. It is a waste of time, money, and resources better used for another matter. Should a judge allow this to proceed, it will only snowball into case law and set a precedent by which future losers will steal via the court system.

If she wants to off herself, I hope she thinks of a better option... One that doesn't involve endangering other people.

Truly, truly pathetic.

Now for some attorney humor...

A fence bordering both Heaven and Hell was in need of repair. Hell sent Heaven a memo, stating: "Based on our extensive legal counsel, we conclude that repair of the fence is entirely Heaven's responsibility. Heaven sent a memo back, "Having no access to legal counsel, we accept responsibility."