Posted On: March 25, 2008, 11:55 am CDT

Posted By: Reason

Aside from the asinine ruling by these judges; here's what I'm wondering...

So the family of this idiot can now sue the bar, OK.

Just how much could a drunk, retarded, a-hole that whips his talley-whacker out in the middle of a public place to show off his "Prince Albert" really be worth?

I mean really; if we are going to put a number on stuff like this, let's get a baseline.

I'd assume a stand-up member of society that actually contributes something meaningful to those around them would be worth quite a bit.
A priest, a doctor, school teachers, a loving mother, the occasional philanthropist.

All would be a tragic loss and worth their weight in gold.

But a substance abusing, weiner piercing, drunk retard that clearly has no regard for decency or the quiet enjoyment of anyone around him...
Screw 'em.

Throw his parents 200 bucks for the ambulance costs and a condom so they can't produce another worthless offspring.

And that's being generous.