Posted On: January 5, 2009, 9:39 am CST

Posted By: Anon

Geo, I'm not really sure how old you are but if you were in school in the late 70's to early 80's you were probablly told that carbon emissions were actually blocking the sun's heat and causing a global cooling effect. Every alarmist scientist told us the ecosystem was going to collapse amid the appraoching ice age that would destroy all life on Earth.

Sometime in the mid/late 80's they realized they needed to switch gears so they invented a El Nino effect hysteria to take our minds away from Global Cooling long enough for the eco-alarmists to forget 20 years of junk science that wasn't working out then with much fun fare they introduced us to our new doom: Global Warming.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with all the blankets my family bought in the 70's to keep warm with when we're all burning up? It's like that Twighlight Zone episode where the Earth is moving into the sun.

Everyone run... the sky is falling!!!!