Posted On: September 27, 2005, 2:57 pm CDT

Posted By: Wing, Wing SF (3) is the limit

Wing, Wing, telephone rings: State Farm Insurance Company': "This 2nd message is in response to your attitude toward my injuries."

You inspire me State Farm, not only with your Golden Glove Box, but send a private message to defactoid Dan? hell, I wouldn't tell anyone where your medical records are, when they're all Jacket'd Up. Go Panther's!!

Reflects the impairment to the Cautionary Tale of: thieves should not "cut any other man's horse-tail or main (sic)-- under the pain of one's own ten pounds."
What also can be said about Daniel G. Herns, ESQ., so-sure of his footedness placement in the Shetland pony's insurance pool, but one that we can at least smile about after the fact. ...say State Farm Insurance Company?

State Farm Insurance Company, Question for YOU now? Did you start a fight you can't finish? "On your marks" Any doubts, Hope you enjoy!" keep your beer goggles on.

Patient: I need some roofing done, know any good handyman in the Folsom, Orangevale area?

State Farm Insurance Company Response: "Oh, I see" "So, who else is working for this HMO 2-ply paper Company here at the risk's insurance service Inc.

Patient: It's crammed