Posted On: September 27, 2005, 5:49 pm CDT

Posted By: Wing, Wing, disoriented yet?

Wing, Wing, telephone rings:

Steak Farm: You've reached the collisional National Bank patient services relief efforts, have your signed up for our free trial offer?

Waitress: Well, I'd like to try..... tell me more. What's included?

Steak Farm: Highest quality Outback Steak House executive gadgets.

Waitress: No ****, Griller?

Steak Farm: Way ****, Outback units are designed for a lifetime of ...outback grilling pleasure.

Waitress: Come on....you, you... organizer's know how to pull out all the stops.

Steak Farm: What's that you Say? why, we even initial out product with [S] value, our goal is to disable as many Competitors
as ... possible for ultimate comfort.

Waitress: I see, no need to pull out out that Wadsworth sear'd brand griller now is there?

Steak Farm: Part of the help we provide our customer's.

Waitress: I presume, all distributor's are in a state of absolute satisfaction ... perhaps that's why some people welcome the Steak Farm mills.

Steak Farm: It's true, we're are cooperative with your T-Bone Marrinated in ML-104 information.

Waitress: No ****, had plenty of time to check.

State Farm Insurance Company Response Team: "Oh, I see" "So, who else is working for this HMO 2-ply paper Company here at the outback insurance service's?

Waitress: It's crammed with s-pin.