Posted On: May 12, 2008, 6:00 pm CDT

Posted By: Sharon

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm
still a virgin.

'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married
ten times?

'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss
him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!'

'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?'

'You're in Insurance. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!'