Posted On: December 19, 2006, 3:49 pm CST

Posted By: Al Gore

hopefully, we can stop breeding larger people; the smaller we all are, the easier we will fit into these cars of the future. I was really excited to learn about the Chrysler micro-car; I was instrumental in the research and development of that car. After I completed my work on the internet, I began work on the environment, and knew I needed to work harder on smaller cars; I remember when I used to have to grease the seats of my first Pinto to fit my large frame behind the wheel; but that car was an engineering feat. Other than it blowing up occassionally, and creating CO emissions by blowing up, it was a great car, much superior to the Maverick, which I considered an 'inbetweener sellout'; you're even for conservation and cleaner air, or your against us. I have a 3 pronged plan to attack our problems:
- smaller cars to get better gas mileage
and create less pollution
- more reliance on electric cars
- less use of oil
- more use of things that aren't oil
- solar energy
- holding oil companies responsible for
globular warmer
- forcing oil companies to use more
electricity
- getting the American car companies to
produce cars that use corn oil or
d-cell batteries instead of oil
- make fewer trips in large cars if we
can't ban them, but we need to get rid
of them first