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Businesses Must Prepare Now for Pandemic Outbreak

National News • December 17, 2007
Pandemics are inevitable and businesses must prepare now by developing continuity plans in case of a flu outbreak, said Scott Mugno, managing director, corporate safety, health and fire protection ...

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Subject: 100% Effective Preparedness - $5.00

Posted On: December 18, 2007, 8:15 am CST
Posted By: Anon
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Just do what I've done for my employees because we've been just so terrified of the impending doom that is a pandemic flu, avian flu, SARS, mad cow, ... chickle beetle cough:

I distributed clear plastic grocery bags and duct tape, the individual cost per employee was less than $5.00 but the peace of mind is priceless.

When the pandemic this-or-that breaks out all we have to do is put the plastic bag over our heads and duct tape it securely around our necks. We'll be immune to whatever mality it is that we're panicked about this month.

Take that World Health Organization!
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RE: 100% Effective Preparedness - $5.00 Becky
Dec 18, 2007, 1:04 pm
Flu Pandemic Gary
Dec 18, 2007, 12:24 pm
100% Effective Preparedness - $5.00 Anon
Dec 18, 2007, 8:15 am
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