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Businesses Must Prepare Now for Pandemic Outbreak
National News December 17, 2007
Pandemics are inevitable and businesses must prepare now by developing continuity plans in case of a flu outbreak, said Scott Mugno, managing director, corporate safety, health and fire protection ...
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| RE: 100% Effective Preparedness - $5.00 | Becky | Dec 18, 2007, 1:04 pm |
| Flu Pandemic | Gary | Dec 18, 2007, 12:24 pm |
| 100% Effective Preparedness - $5.00 | Anon | Dec 18, 2007, 8:15 am |
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Subject: 100% Effective Preparedness - $5.00
I distributed clear plastic grocery bags and duct tape, the individual cost per employee was less than $5.00 but the peace of mind is priceless.
When the pandemic this-or-that breaks out all we have to do is put the plastic bag over our heads and duct tape it securely around our necks. We'll be immune to whatever mality it is that we're panicked about this month.
Take that World Health Organization!