Posted On: July 17, 2008, 10:20 am CDT

Posted By: CurEnt SinCinnnati EmmmployEEE

1. B-CAuse we are the last ones left. Yes we have survived 10 years through kiss arses and senior management that has the combined IQ of a 3 year old after drinking ginko biloba...and now finally have a management position that a salaraaay of an entry level dish washer at Montgomery Inn

2. Because our underwritin is sooo eazy. All we do is look here in dis here manual and ita tells us what we need to do. We don't eeven hafto think about anyting. It is so awsome.

3. Our CSRs take 500 smoke breaks a day. They are full time smokers and partime processers. Everyonce in a while they do this thing called work. Then the beestest thing is when they are behind in processing, they make these here underwriters come in on the weekends and not the CSRs that cause these here problems.

4. We like to play on the internet and dez here fools let us without no penalties. No high speed at home in my trailor so I'z a love it.

5. We promote pomisscuwity geezal petes between JP and JB they have gotten more interal BJ's than a vegas call girl squad. We also promote people that have had nummmerous affairs and external fun huddy hahaha

6. yeah we treat our agents good on the outside but we pay our here employees squat because they are whats cauld replacable. They are likke gerbils that just fit until they are ready to go onto the next wheel.

7. oops only seven..but just like cincy i always will let you down when it comes to numbers, rates, and teknologeee. But weeze real smart and our agents like us because we nice and we like them...unless.....