Posted On: December 5, 2008, 2:22 pm CST

Posted By: Sarah Supporter

Ya' know, here I am jes gettin' out of my pickup here in Georgia, reaching for my rifle from the gunrack and bringing my stars and bars just in case I run into anybody that aint like us, and I was thinkin' Sarah Palin is just the sort of high-flying intulect we all need in this here siteeuation.

Maybe she could put it up on Ebay, but it won't sell, I reckon. Of course she'd hafta protect her family and friends and perseecute any family enemies. Mebbe she could start a whole new company that might start operations in fifteen years and brag about that as some big "fait acompli"--I mean I can use French cuz she talked to that head of France on that radio show and all. Mebbe she could sell that fancy wardrobe and give the $180,000 to the AIG treasury.

Heck, I'm onto sumpin' here...we almost gave her the nation, so surely she can handle AIG, all while campaignin' and all and runnin' that state of Alaska there.

THINK ABOUT IT!