Posted On: December 20, 2005, 5:41 pm CST

Posted By: Guess My Name:

I believe it is the time of year that we ALL need to get our Christmas lists straight for all the wonderful policies holders "wishing."

So here goes I'll start first.

1. A Policy with State Farm Insurance, SLIDE IT UNDER THE TREE AND WAIT FOR THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE CHRISTMAS MORNING.

BUY IT NOW!


And, let me remind you: WHEN YOU HAVE A POLICY WITH STATE FRAM "IT'S NOT JUST LUCK" that YOU have, when you DROPPED EVERYTHING, BUT BUY IT.

You could even say WE don't just PUT THE "F" IN luck, we even WRAP IT AND PUT YOUR OWN NAME on it.

2. Should any party allege that you or any insured under our policy is responsible for bodily injury or property damage, State Farm will obstruct any investigation to assess those allegations for which State Farm or OTHER'S are not disclosed legally liable.

Like a Good Neighbor our Higher Power is Best known from the experiences generated from our blue ribbon snow-plow service claim representative's.

Source......The Blizzard Manual, jingle ballz all the way. Moreover, our contained Plow policy is very active in our accounting departments.

You might ask yourselves where they are now. WELFARE, No Santa, no Frosty, no jobs, still injured, ....our list goes on and on.

3. Flood State Farm offers Flood Insurance through the National Flood Insurance Program. Although the government actually provides the coverage, State Farm issues and dis-services the policy. Just SLIDE IT IN AS A STOCKING STUFFER AND WAIT FOR THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE CHRISTMAS MORNING in the event of flood damage to your insured property.

4. Our Code of Conduct back-up State Farm Insurance Policy contains: The fourth feature, have you ever asked what that announcement limit could be? As a Member policy holder you will uphold this Code of Conduct, where we are liable for all other activities and content ... external sites that violate this Code of Conduct. we intended to harm ...

PURCHASE THEM IN ANY COMBONATION TO GET THE AMOUNT YOU WANT, again may I remind you of our Total Loss Unit.

So, with this announcement we would also like to extend these wishes to all our current clients, those who are thinking about being our valued client's still and, mostly to those not so fortunate to have an updated policy, due to our intergrity, no new update's are available anytime soon.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, these are just a few things I took and checked it twice...NOW I know we are truly naughty and not very nice.....



You might be TIRED OF NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

IF WE HAVE MISSED ANYBODY, TELL US EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE.



PLEASE CONTACT THE CEO,

MIRACLES HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE