Posted On: December 21, 2005, 8:16 pm CST

Posted By: Chris Cringle

"As chief medical officer of VMC, I too believe it is the time of year that we ALL need to get our Clauses and Presents
straight too for all the wonderful patients wishing when it's obviously NOT a time of youl tide cheer."


So here goes I'll go second.

1. A Visit to Santa Claus Valley Medical Center, SLIDE IT UNDER THE TREE AND WAIT FOR THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE CHRISTMAS MORNING.

Really, jelly doughnuts for Hanukkah or chocolates in your stocking, family-oriented Christmas courtesy of our internal medicine department.

2. Such that, it wouldn't be Christmas without the open-ended humorous spin in the spirit of giving and receiving gifts at Santa Clara Valley Medical Center.

Hope nobody come's in with the raindeer flu, it would absolutely put a major strain on the Neurology department.


Having a difficult task of balancing the priorities with the realities of clinical practice, and having difficulties so with distinction "I am grateful that our salvage unit will continue to play a pivotal role in connection to healthcare with State Farm Insurance Company. Indeed, good healthcare is a terrible Christmas present.

Here's how it works.

1. Atypical visilt could be you in Such a cleshay way. "but i'm new to. Hi every one i am new here too," if this is a life threatening situation
call 911, ok BUT what if Santa Clara Valley Medical Center is this LIFE threatening DataSource, let's continue.

In this journey we hope you ENJOY, the joy and magic of Christmas in Santa's Secret Village! Where might that be you ask, we hope you, too, enjoy the site as much as State Farm Insurance has.

2. Atypical visit in the spirit of giving will not be without the combined traditional feelings of Christmas goodwill, BUT with our lastest and greatest state-of-the-art computer technology�¢â�¬â��all to richly illustrated with non-original medical records.

Not sure what else:

We invite you to experience a traditional looking glass at Christmas through the many free activities here at northpole.

You might be TIRED OF NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? Wonderful illustrations and many medical coding
elective irregularities.

IF WE HAVE MISSED ANYBODY, TELL US EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE and without without wishing to labour the point, have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.


Call now operator's are standing by,


CMO Santa Clara Valley Medical Center. San Jose, California.

MIRACLES HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE