Posted On: December 22, 2005, 6:10 pm CST

Posted By: Samaritan's Purse

Since 1962 Community Hospital of Los Gatos has been dedicated to meeting the healthcare needs of our community. We won't be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea stops. All we want is to BELIEVE , many ways Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to.. You! ...


I'm proud to say it is the time of year that we ALL need to get our SHEET MUSIC blaring out across the neighborhood for all the wonderful full service care hospital patients "Wishing."


Here a just a few joyous steps missed in the past!

You have our pledge that we are committed to your care and comfort in a professional and dignified manner.

1. Unfortunately that can be accredited to our 24-Hour Emergency Department.

Suddenly we realized that it's not Christmas for our patients with a C-3, C-4 subluxation and that does strongly resembles another famous old miser! Like Scrooge Hauling *** through a red light and each of his raindeer are trained in the deadly art of ninjitsu.

Also compromised,

Our personalized service and a patient-centered philosophy are distinctive qualities of our facility.

2. Unfortunately that can be accredited to our Radiology Health Professionals.

See Backstage, it's different, With a medical staff as tight-fisted elf's, On any given day you will see the ... Description of injuries to your treating physician's at Santa Clara Valley Medical Center: As Holiday paper layered of vile. That's what everyone woman wants for Christmas, right? ...What Christmas is all about.

Also compromised,

Caring for our patients we also offer many services and programs focused on keeping you well.

3. Unfortunately that blame can be accredited to our selves too due to our open-ended relationships with State Farm Insurance Companies, profit driven Health Net HMO, and the Lawyer's holiday catalog with unlimited supply of Viagra.


You see now our Beloved patient's conditions are now with bone spurs, by not providing a broad spectrum of diagnostic and patient medical services. Old miser's, like Scrooge Hauling *** through a red light and each of his raindeer trained in the deadly art of having no clue of who your messing with.


WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SANTA?

IF WE HAVE MISSED ANYBODY, TELL US EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE and without without wishing to labour the point, go yourself.


Call now operations standing by,

CEO, Los Gatos Community Hospital

MIRACLES HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE