Reading between the lines of this very short story, I surmise this young man is very low information, still lives at home, has failed to launch and covered under the parents policy. Let’s see, how do we explain this to an adjustor when the claim was reported?
My guess is that there will be a change of carriers when the renewal comes around into Progressive at 3 times the rates.
Is it your son? Sounds like someone you would raise. Treat him like pooh, tell him how stupid and useless he is, and then blame him for “failing to launch.”
Wow. This 29 YO knucklehead had a total of eight (8) people in his car; three up front (including him) plus five in the back!! And nobody was wearing seat belts because they couldn’t reach them! And several were siblings! Definite dumb@ss move.
Wow….. is this a Forrest Gump moment?
No, Hmmmmmm. I would speculate that this was a Democrat moment….
Forest Gump is smarter than this driver.
is Forrest Gump a non-fictional character, like Progressive’s Flo?
Vanity & stupidity are a dangerous combination.
Too bad they didn’t show the selfie picture. I would like to see that.
C’mon folks – come up with good captions for the image. I propose:
“Look ma, no hands!”
George, George, George of the jungle…. watch out for that……….
You win!
@Reality – more likely a better caption would be, “Whaazzzuuup!” because I’m sure his tongue was hanging out in the pic.
possible caption: “driver crashes while taking a self-inflictie”
Reading between the lines of this very short story, I surmise this young man is very low information, still lives at home, has failed to launch and covered under the parents policy. Let’s see, how do we explain this to an adjustor when the claim was reported?
My guess is that there will be a change of carriers when the renewal comes around into Progressive at 3 times the rates.
Is it your son? Sounds like someone you would raise. Treat him like pooh, tell him how stupid and useless he is, and then blame him for “failing to launch.”
His tank he was sporting most definitely had the words “Do you even lift, bro?” on it.
Wow. This 29 YO knucklehead had a total of eight (8) people in his car; three up front (including him) plus five in the back!! And nobody was wearing seat belts because they couldn’t reach them! And several were siblings! Definite dumb@ss move.
Don’t try this in the car!