Canada’s UNDZ Underwear Offers Buyers Insurance for ‘Prized Private Part’

March 13, 2014

  • March 13, 2014 at 12:16 pm
    txmouthbreatherboogereatertx says:
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    p—s? really? 2014? Adults? Professionalism?

    • March 13, 2014 at 3:30 pm
      No, tx says:
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      Professionalism would be p–m! :o)

  • March 13, 2014 at 1:24 pm
    insurance is fun! says:
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    pancreas?

  • March 13, 2014 at 2:00 pm
    jimmac says:
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    so a member dismemberment policy

    • March 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
      insurance is fun! says:
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      It doesn’t cover re-membering, though

  • March 17, 2014 at 8:14 am
    Puhleez says:
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    So we’re such prudes that we can’t use the anatomically correct term for a penis? For all you Christian prudes out there, Genesis tells us that God formed man and then said EVERYTHING He had created was good. If God can take dust into His hands, mold it into the form of a human penis, and then look at it and say it is good, why can’t we use the word?

    • March 17, 2014 at 9:52 am
      Ratemaker says:
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      Tell that to the net-nanny software used in many corporate settings that will block sites with “naughty” words…

  • March 17, 2014 at 10:45 am
    2lanelover says:
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    “P____s”?? Would “wanger” be more appropriate for you Brits??

  • March 17, 2014 at 2:38 pm
    reality bites says:
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    On a related note, womens garment manufacturer BRAZ has announced that starting April 1, 2014, their leading underwire products will include a $100,000 insurance policy to protect both of its’ customers prized possessions.

    The coverage, provided through Lloyd’s of Lubbock, excludes damages arising out of marring, chipping, denting or scratching. It also excludes losses from inherent vice and long-term exposure to gravity.

    During the product launch, company spokesperson Dali Purton said “Our aim is right up front…we want to make sure women everywhere get the support they need. It’s a puppy-eat-puppy world out there, and we ain’t just hanging around the house anymore.”

    One interesting feature of the new gear is probably unique. Using the wire support, BRAZ has built in a tiny GPS which will enable the product purchase to register itself. This will enable claims adjusters to be available at a moment’s notice, and frees the purchaser from having to complete an online registration. Labels will clearly state ‘dry-clean only’.

    The company simply asks that users not attempt to wear their products in the shower, or inadvertently leave the garment on while swimming.

  • March 17, 2014 at 2:46 pm
    txmouthbreatherboogereatertx says:
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    Reminds me of the old SNL parody of Inside the Actor’s Studio with Screech. “What is your favorite curse word?” “Ummmmmm Poopy!”

  • March 18, 2014 at 12:15 pm
    KY jw says:
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    Too funny.



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