Kentucky Business Owner Sues Police Over Raids

May 4, 2012

  • May 4, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    reality bites says:
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    I’m wondering if I have to hand it to this fellow. He seems to be the master of horizontal integration, what with a pizza parlor, a tanning salon, a store with adult ‘toys’, and a homegrown pharmacy of sorts.

    Put them together and what kind of a customer do you get? Seeing as one’s a tanning salon which most men don’t use, perhaps a 220lb pepperoni lovin, overly crisp middle-aged floozy, with bleached hair showin lots of roots, bloodshot eyes, and sutures in her caboose from sitting on her smoking paraphenlia while playing with her (other)alia.


  • May 4, 2012 at 2:34 pm
    Sally Anne Fannymaker says:
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    Maybe he should stop referring to his business as a pizza “joint.”

  • May 10, 2012 at 8:59 am
    reality bites says:
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    Oh, wait – – – the perfect customer is that wacko from NJ who dragged her 5YO into the salon! Perfect match! Nearly as predicted except the weight!

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