Naked Unicyclist in Texas Charged with Distracting Drivers

May 16, 2012

  • May 16, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    David says:
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    My daughter and I saw this guy several weeks ago, as we were driving to a fish market in Seabrook. He was wearing shorts that time.

  • May 16, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    Patti says:
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    I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this. My sister lived outside of Houston many years ago, but we never saw anything like him. Interesting question for a life/health app. What are your hobbies, and what do you wear?

    Thanks for posting the article!

  • May 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    reality bites says:
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    Having ridden on a bicycle – with clothes on – I cannot imagine how uncomfortable it must be to perch on a saddle without anything to reduce “tackle chafing”. I’m squirming just thinking about this one.

    I suppose with a unicycle, one stands more than sits? What does one do when you hit a slight bump or a depression – other than go OUCH.

    This article has ZIP to do with insurance, unless Woody Wheeler is causing accidents right and left.

    • May 17, 2012 at 2:10 am
      Bob says:
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      Unicycles usually have big, comfy saddles, similar to a thickly padded dirtbike seat or exercise equipment bench. A properly fitting bicycle seat isn’t uncomfortable nude. Chafing isn’t a problem if your legs don’t scrape together. hahahhahahaha

    • May 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm
      Ins Guy says:
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      So why don’t you sell him some liaballity insurance?

    • May 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm
      GETREAL says:
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      At least he wasn’t texting! By the way, while not impossible, it would be quite difficult to ride a unicyle having been drinking.

      Why IJ thinks this is “insurance” news is beyond me, but I guess its good for kicks & giggles.

      I use to unicyle and the seat on mine was solid and uncomfortable even with clothes on. Hope he had a bannana seat. Nevermind…

  • May 16, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    MadDog says:
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    When I lived in Connecticut, I was on my way to the office early on a beautiful Saturday AM and encounted a naked man dancing wildly in the middle of a bridge (with his bike on the side of the road). I managed to avoid hitting him, and when I came over the crest of the bridge, there were two cop cars with the police talking to each other, oblivious to what was going on on the other side of the bridge. I gave them something to do. Never did find out what happed to the happy dancer.

  • May 16, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    txcat says:
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    The man had been “practicing” with his clothes on for several days before riding the unicyle w/out clothes.

  • May 17, 2012 at 8:20 am
    mdagent says:
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    Gee Mr Claims adjuster, it wasn’t my fault. I was disctracted by the guy on the unicycle winking at me!

  • May 21, 2012 at 10:49 am
    Joey says:
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    Can you give a description?

    Sure thing office, but he was riding away from me so I didn’t get a good look. About 5-9, 180 lbs, blond hair, slight build, eye – brown.



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