Police: Naked Man Crashes Through Texas Mall

July 19, 2012

  • July 19, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    Hibbsey says:
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    Wise choice by Arthur Walker…..Champs is known to have an extensive clothing selection for the discerning man about town…..

  • July 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    MN Broker says:
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    They say that clothing makes the man. Guess this guy wanted to be a Champ…. when actually he was a chump.

  • July 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Producer #1 says:
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    Its good to see that they still make Air Jordan’s…

  • July 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    Troy Acheman says:
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    Perhaps the guy had to park right next to the store. I mean, he didn’t have a place to put his wallet, so he had to leave it in the truck, and the store workers most likely wouldn’t trust him take the clothes, go out to the parking lot to get his wallet, and come back to pay. See, it all makes perfect sense.

    I bet all Dallas is happy that Art Walker doesn’t play for the Cowboys.

    • July 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm
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  • July 19, 2012 at 4:40 pm
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    I have to say that this was the funniest story I have read in a long time. I am pretty sure that he was intoxicated or in a situation that he felt warranted him doing this, but with his name in the paper he will never be able to live this down.
    As much as I would like to try I still dont understand people.

    • July 19, 2012 at 5:09 pm
      Tony Romeo says:
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      It is funny because apparently no one was hurt when he ran over kiosks and into the store, but it could have been tragic if someone was run over and killed. This guy needs to be locked up for a very long time.

      • July 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm
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        I completely agree, but it is still very funny.

  • July 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    TxLady says:
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    You missed the good part that is not in this story. Before he crashed through the mall, a lady called 911 to say a naked man with a blanket on was pounding on her car window. Police told her it was not illegal to do that. A few minutes later, he went to the mall. The man later said he was high on PCP. The cops let him keep the pants he stole form the store to wear to jail, but took back the Air Jordans.

  • July 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm
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    Dude was going for the new Bare Jordans. Ba-dum-chish!



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