I’m wondering if I have to hand it to this fellow. He seems to be the master of horizontal integration, what with a pizza parlor, a tanning salon, a store with adult ‘toys’, and a homegrown pharmacy of sorts.
Put them together and what kind of a customer do you get? Seeing as one’s a tanning salon which most men don’t use, perhaps a 220lb pepperoni lovin, overly crisp middle-aged floozy, with bleached hair showin lots of roots, bloodshot eyes, and sutures in her caboose from sitting on her smoking paraphenlia while playing with her (other)alia.
I’m wondering if I have to hand it to this fellow. He seems to be the master of horizontal integration, what with a pizza parlor, a tanning salon, a store with adult ‘toys’, and a homegrown pharmacy of sorts.
Put them together and what kind of a customer do you get? Seeing as one’s a tanning salon which most men don’t use, perhaps a 220lb pepperoni lovin, overly crisp middle-aged floozy, with bleached hair showin lots of roots, bloodshot eyes, and sutures in her caboose from sitting on her smoking paraphenlia while playing with her (other)alia.
TGIF.
Maybe he should stop referring to his business as a pizza “joint.”
Oh, wait – – – the perfect customer is that wacko from NJ who dragged her 5YO into the salon! Perfect match! Nearly as predicted except the weight!