Exxon Not Liable for Alligators in Mississippi Dump, Court Rules

May 19, 2014

  • May 20, 2014 at 1:29 pm
    Al E. Gator says:
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    Dear Mr. Christmas. I am writing to you as you seem to think our fishin’ hole is on public property. It clearly ain’t. We been tryin’ to keep the fences mended ever since we got here, and our real estate broker didn’t tell us we was gonna have people as neighbors.
    Good walls make good fences, Mr. Christmas. Even us Gators read Robert Frost. Is he related to you, bein’ a winter-time human, too?
    And thanks for the little animals you keep sendin’ over to say HELLO to us. They was tasty. Got any more? Sure beats livin’ off of fish; the missus needs variety in her cookin’.

    • May 20, 2014 at 1:52 pm
      Al E. Gator says:
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      And HEY, IJ!

      What gives y’all the right to call our home a dump?? ‘Scuse me, but not everbody gets to live in fancy palaces and such. We doin’ the best we can in a tough,croc-eat-croc world.

      Sticks and stones, Editor of My Tailbone. Sticks and stones.

  • May 21, 2014 at 10:51 am
    Al Cohol says:
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    Heyyy….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



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