Oregon Crashed Caused by Man Holding Breath in Tunnel

May 28, 2014

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:11 pm
    reality bites says:
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    Want to know what his liability limits on his insurance policy are?

    Don’t hold your breath…

    • May 28, 2014 at 2:13 pm
      Libby says:
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      :-) Good one.

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:31 pm
    JACK says:
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    ban all tunnels and holding your breath

    • June 1, 2014 at 3:11 pm
      Destro says:
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      We really need to post some more “tunnel-free zone” signs.

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:40 pm
    Fair Playing Field says:
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    Any word on whether he inhaled anything before holding his breath?

    • May 28, 2014 at 1:50 pm
      KY jw says:
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      Yeah, that’s actually a pretty good question.

  • May 28, 2014 at 1:56 pm
    farmer john says:
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    • May 28, 2014 at 2:52 pm
      louie says:
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      John–

      let us know when you grow up and start acting like a big boy…I’ll send you a card.

      Dope.

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:11 pm
    Libby says:
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    Why would you admit you held your breath on purpose instead of just saying you passed out?? What a moron.

    • May 28, 2014 at 6:23 pm
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      Actually I think he played it correctly. If he said he just passed out, he probably would have his license taken away until a neurologist okayed him to drive again. That would take about six months.

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:11 pm
    EmpoftheEarth says:
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    He was holding his breath so he wouldnt add to the carbon dioxide in the air and cause climate change in the tunnel.

    • June 1, 2014 at 3:13 pm
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      He should be awarded with a Nobel prize, I hear they just hand those out these days anyways.

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:12 pm
    Canuck says:
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    Wow, would I be P.O.d if I was injured by some idiot driving while holding his breath. What was he thinking??

  • May 28, 2014 at 2:57 pm
    ralph says:
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    Q: What are the last words uttered by most rednecks?

    A: Y’all watch THIS!

    • May 30, 2014 at 11:43 am
      Don't Call Me Shirley says:
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      Q: What do you get when you put 32 rednecks together?

      A: A full set of teeth.

  • May 28, 2014 at 3:14 pm
    Jeff says:
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    The really sad part is that it only took 10 seconds to get through the tunnel. What does that say about the driver? He can’t hold his breath for 10 seconds. I don’t think the word “exercise” is in his vocabulary.

  • May 28, 2014 at 4:08 pm
    Don't Call Me Shirley says:
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    Driving While Asphyxiated?

  • May 30, 2014 at 11:14 am
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    As the great Bill Engvall says – “Here’s your sign!”



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