The Socialist State of Maryland is at it again. This used to be a decent place to live but has been infiltrated by radical left-winged extremist. One of two things has to happen:
(1) All true Americans pack up and leave, or (2) break the state in two parts and create the 51st state as follows: (1)City of Baltimore, PG County and Montgomery County in one state and the rest as another state.
Comrades, on the beautiful island nation of the People\’s Republic of Cuba we have universal health insurance. It\’s wonderful! We are at a loss as to why people risk their lives on inner tubes and boxes to try to float to Florida, where there is no universal health care. But I hope that in the near future all states in the USA will have universal health insurance so that our people will realize that it is futile to try to escape it.
In aisle 7 we have a blue light special on gall bladder extractions. In Aisle 14 we are removing spleens at a reduced cost. In the bins at the front of the store, we are offering artificial limbs at $47 each, two for $80. Please pick through the bins for your size. We will not sell unmatched pairs.
Our Store Manager, Martin O\’Malley, would like to thank you for shopping at Healthmart.
The Socialist State of Maryland is at it again. This used to be a decent place to live but has been infiltrated by radical left-winged extremist. One of two things has to happen:
(1) All true Americans pack up and leave, or (2) break the state in two parts and create the 51st state as follows: (1)City of Baltimore, PG County and Montgomery County in one state and the rest as another state.
If the State does for health care what they\’ve done for energy deregulation and medical malpractice insurance reform then I\’m moving!
A gathering of insects could govern better than these superfluous moneychangers.
Comrades, on the beautiful island nation of the People\’s Republic of Cuba we have universal health insurance. It\’s wonderful! We are at a loss as to why people risk their lives on inner tubes and boxes to try to float to Florida, where there is no universal health care. But I hope that in the near future all states in the USA will have universal health insurance so that our people will realize that it is futile to try to escape it.
Regards,
Fidel
Welcome to Healthmart.
In aisle 7 we have a blue light special on gall bladder extractions. In Aisle 14 we are removing spleens at a reduced cost. In the bins at the front of the store, we are offering artificial limbs at $47 each, two for $80. Please pick through the bins for your size. We will not sell unmatched pairs.
Our Store Manager, Martin O\’Malley, would like to thank you for shopping at Healthmart.
Please keep the line moving, people!