Thank goodness for a judge using reason. This guy assumed the risk by getting in the Jello pool to wrestle. Can you imagine the repurcussions if he had won? The school would stop any and all parties in case someone was “hurt.” A few of my friends did this with pudding. Surprisingly no one wanted to wrestle! Wonder why….and that stuff smells pretty terrible when left outside in the sun!
The senseless waste of food for a college party is the real issue here. How do you think the jello feels? It goes through all that processing with the hopes of bringing a little joy and comfort to a hungry stomach, only to be wasted when bratty college kids decide to use it for a floor of a mosh-pit. Maybe next time they will think about the repercussions of parading around on a slippery substance while intoxicated before wasting more of this delectable treat.
The plaintiff (male)was “playing” in a kiddie pool of jello with his “dorm mates” (probably also male)when he broke his hip? Sounds like “Brokeback Mountain” to me.
Wrestling in Jello?? When I went to college we wrestled on broken concrete and liked it!! If you broke a limb, you wrapped it in tar paper and limped around until it healed!!
I’ve wrested in fruit cocktail in heavy syrup, used a slide into a giant pool of jello and even used a chocolate pudding slip-n-slide… No injuries ever occurred.
This dude must have a calcium deficiency if his hip shattered like a 90 year old woman! He should sue his own parents for not supplementing his diet with Calcium and Vitamin D. Also sue his pediatrician for not identifying this deficiency.
I’m sure global warming played a significant role. The increased temperature caused the gelatin material to lose it’s cushiony elasticity it is known for. Once lost, this poor victim of global warming thought he was diving cannonball into a cushiony, sugary, waterbed like delight, when in fact he simply was diving into watery jello because of the heat. I plan on calling on Congress to conduct hearing into this travesty.
Algore, what you are doing is called trolling. This thread was funny and non-political, then you tried to insert some political humor, but it was so plaid-out and unoriginal that you fell flat on your face. Everyone was light hearted and having fun b4 you showed up.
What if some liberal inserted a joke about George Bush joking on Jello? Would that be funny, or just another lame attempt to try to make things political?
lack of humor isn’t political, but it is apparent…
I was only trying to bring attention to my pet project, this isn’t political…we’re in dire straights. Pudding and popsicles everywhere are melting…something must be done.
Yes – I agree with Mr. Gore. He was the first one to come up with the internet, he was the first one to notice warmer temps, and now he is the first one to comment on the dire conditions we have created for frozen treats. I don’t know about you, but I am seeing another Nobel Peace Prize on the horizon.
Thank goodness for a judge using reason. This guy assumed the risk by getting in the Jello pool to wrestle. Can you imagine the repurcussions if he had won? The school would stop any and all parties in case someone was “hurt.” A few of my friends did this with pudding. Surprisingly no one wanted to wrestle! Wonder why….and that stuff smells pretty terrible when left outside in the sun!
The senseless waste of food for a college party is the real issue here. How do you think the jello feels? It goes through all that processing with the hopes of bringing a little joy and comfort to a hungry stomach, only to be wasted when bratty college kids decide to use it for a floor of a mosh-pit. Maybe next time they will think about the repercussions of parading around on a slippery substance while intoxicated before wasting more of this delectable treat.
The plaintiff (male)was “playing” in a kiddie pool of jello with his “dorm mates” (probably also male)when he broke his hip? Sounds like “Brokeback Mountain” to me.
Whatever happened to good old jello shots and mud wrestling?
Wrestling in Jello?? When I went to college we wrestled on broken concrete and liked it!! If you broke a limb, you wrapped it in tar paper and limped around until it healed!!
When I was a student we jello wrestled IN ORDER TO SHATTER A HIP! We considered it a rite of passage. Also a great way to add protein to our diet.
I’ve wrested in fruit cocktail in heavy syrup, used a slide into a giant pool of jello and even used a chocolate pudding slip-n-slide… No injuries ever occurred.
This dude must have a calcium deficiency if his hip shattered like a 90 year old woman! He should sue his own parents for not supplementing his diet with Calcium and Vitamin D. Also sue his pediatrician for not identifying this deficiency.
At least they were using my jello pudding pops like the sororities do
Great Post, ROTFLMAO!
I’m sure global warming played a significant role. The increased temperature caused the gelatin material to lose it’s cushiony elasticity it is known for. Once lost, this poor victim of global warming thought he was diving cannonball into a cushiony, sugary, waterbed like delight, when in fact he simply was diving into watery jello because of the heat. I plan on calling on Congress to conduct hearing into this travesty.
I don’t think a fraternity would be using pudding pops quite like a sorority would.
Lastbat, you are usually so much more clever that! Must be late in the day. Besides the frat boys could be using the pudding pops the same way??
good point, maybe they weren’t originally pudding pops…
Algore, what you are doing is called trolling. This thread was funny and non-political, then you tried to insert some political humor, but it was so plaid-out and unoriginal that you fell flat on your face. Everyone was light hearted and having fun b4 you showed up.
What if some liberal inserted a joke about George Bush joking on Jello? Would that be funny, or just another lame attempt to try to make things political?
Thats nothing, when I was in college I got so drunk and high on cocain that I choked on jello and shattered my trust fund.
Um, lighten up Doug…I thought “AlGore’s” comment was funny….something that a “typical AlGore type” might say…
and uh, what’s plaid-out?
lack of humor isn’t political, but it is apparent…
I was only trying to bring attention to my pet project, this isn’t political…we’re in dire straights. Pudding and popsicles everywhere are melting…something must be done.
Yes – I agree with Mr. Gore. He was the first one to come up with the internet, he was the first one to notice warmer temps, and now he is the first one to comment on the dire conditions we have created for frozen treats. I don’t know about you, but I am seeing another Nobel Peace Prize on the horizon.
Blondie, you will tell us when there’s an opening in your office?
Right so Al Gore, the Nobel Peace Price, the rest of the free world……..
They are all completely wrong about global warming, but a select group of people from the minority party in the US has it all figured out!
Ok………
Oh dread, keep your homophobia to yourself. please!
On a bright note, thank goodness the Judge saw through this bogus lawsuit and dismissed it.