Why is there always a mindless and pointless debate over whether it was a freaking tornado or a windstorm that causes damage? It’s a moot point. It’s like picking fly s hit out of pepper.
This is due to the statistical study on why God hates mobile homes. This is a fully funded government study costing 3 trillion dollars per year. As important as the comparison study bologna vs. spam.
Why is there always a mindless and pointless debate over whether it was a freaking tornado or a windstorm that causes damage? It’s a moot point. It’s like picking fly s hit out of pepper.
Why: Because if it is a tornado, it’s much more exciting!!!!!
(Only a meteorologist would really care)
The trailers were pointy-end down, screwed into the ground?
Debris was scattered over a 2 mile radius instead of the usual 3 mile radius?
Helen Hunt and Bill Pullman were out of town?
Chubby Checker’s singles were removed from Taffy’s, the local diner, when the owner upgraded to Neil Sadaka and Frankie Valli?
Only tongues and ties were twisted?
The screen at the drive-in was spared, but no popcorn was left in the entire county?
The local Amish speak German, and someone thought they were talking ‘churnin’?
With all the microbreweries and microbes and microcars, microbursts don’t have the same appeal anymore?
This is due to the statistical study on why God hates mobile homes. This is a fully funded government study costing 3 trillion dollars per year. As important as the comparison study bologna vs. spam.