New Hampshire Reduces Fire Tower Hours

April 16, 2009

  • April 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Howie Dune says:
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    God issued a memo saying that no thunderstorms with cloud-to-ground lightning would be allowed to form during hours when the watch towers were left unmanned.

    The Devil, however, issued a press release through his agent stating that if the towers weren’t manned around the clock by at least two people, he was going to hold the forest hostage and roast Smokey over 2,500 large campfires sread throughout New Hampshire.



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