Actuaries Urged to Play Broader Role in Mergers, Acquisitions

July 9, 2008

  • July 9, 2008 at 8:22 am
    Joe Petrelli, ACAS, MAAA, FCA says:
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    I am reminded of the actuary who was so incredibly boring that the other actuaries noticed!

  • July 9, 2008 at 8:38 am
    InsIsMyPassion says:
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    That’s almost as good as the actuary that thought he was having a heart attack and threw himself down the stairs.

    In the hospital, recovering from a shattered knee and the heart attack he was asked why he did what he did. He stated that the chances of having a heart attack WHILE falling down the steps were so high that he thought he’d take a chance.

  • July 9, 2008 at 2:25 am
    Joe Mama says:
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    Q: What’s the difference between an introverted actuary and an extroverted actuary?

    A: The Extroverted Actuary looks at YOUR shoes when they’re talking to you!

    MWHAHAHAHA!!!

  • July 10, 2008 at 7:34 am
    Stat Guy says:
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    Our actuaries like to remind us that there are three kinds of actuaries: those who can count and those who can’t!LOL!



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