High-Powered Trial Attorneys Compete for Toyota Litigation

By | March 26, 2010

  • March 26, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Joker says:
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    A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”

    Happy Friday IJ readers.

  • March 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Ratemaker says:
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    Who gets to be the lead lawyer?

    STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH!

    Two Hundred lawyers enter!
    One Lawyer Leaves!

    Come on, you were all thinking it. Just admit it.

  • March 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Realist says:
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    Fat ticks on a slim hound

  • March 26, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    TX Agentman says:
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    More like flies on feces. Thats the first thing that came to mind. Now there are plenty of good attornies out there, but the ones flocking to this I feel are just looking for a huge payday. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

    @ Ratemaker, I loled.

  • March 26, 2010 at 1:03 am
    plymn says:
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    Does one REALLY have to leave the cage?

  • March 26, 2010 at 1:11 am
    Wildcat says:
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    Plato would be proud if only he could see us now.

  • March 26, 2010 at 2:02 am
    matt says:
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    I am certain this frenzy of reprehensible society-destroying attorneys will help bring down the cost of new cars.

  • March 26, 2010 at 2:34 am
    GAINS says:
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    No the attorneys don’t care who they hurt as long as they get their dime. This witch hunt against Toyota is just crazy and everybody wants to make a buck off of it.

    The only problem is that most of these vehicles are made here in the US and Toyota is starting to lay off workers because of sales and the cost of all the recalls.

    Welcome to the new world…..

  • March 26, 2010 at 2:48 am
    caffiend says:
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    NO no no.. you got it all wrong. Get em into the room then seal all the exits. Come back in about 2 weeks and pick the survivor (if any).

  • March 26, 2010 at 3:04 am
    Ratemaker says:
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    2 weeks is too long to sell it for pay-per-view.

  • March 26, 2010 at 3:14 am
    nobody important says:
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    And why come back?

  • March 26, 2010 at 3:42 am
    Joker says:
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    In an enraged Vince McMahon voice “Its gonna be a ladder match….and the loser is firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred”

    I like the way you think Ratemaker

  • March 29, 2010 at 8:12 am
    John says:
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    The American legal system is so out-dated and fundamentally flawed that it can’t answer this question. Money does not equal “justice”. The courts should cap attorney fees and short-cut the unjust enrichment of these wankers. As for the diminution in value claims……until and unless people try to sell or trade their cars, they have no grounds for proving alleged damages. Until this acceleration issue surfaced, they weren’t considering selling or trading. As if the country doesn’t have enough problems, now we have the bloodsuckers piling on. Mob mentality at it’s finest. The real “justice” here would be for Toyota to file for bankruptcy, close it’s manufacturing plants in the U.S., and put tens of thousands of Americans out of work. Then, maybe people will realize the real value of trial attorneys and their personal agenda of greed.



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