Like I was getting these really weird chachas because of the roids I was taking, and now I get REALLY HORNY and have these bizarre dreams about Marilyn Chambers and Linda Lovelace. My regular is getting totally disgusted with me CUZ I NEED IT ALL THE TIME. Now she’s hiding from me cuz she’s all worn out. Like I walk around with a bulge in my pants 24/7 and have sweaty palms. OMG, it’s starting again – will you pay for my fleshlight?
so like, i needed something for migraine, and i got this wicked sticky-icky, and all it did was make me REALLY hungry and paranoid…can i collect on that? could you pay me in doobies, or at least maybe pizza?
Like I was getting these really weird chachas because of the roids I was taking, and now I get REALLY HORNY and have these bizarre dreams about Marilyn Chambers and Linda Lovelace. My regular is getting totally disgusted with me CUZ I NEED IT ALL THE TIME. Now she’s hiding from me cuz she’s all worn out. Like I walk around with a bulge in my pants 24/7 and have sweaty palms. OMG, it’s starting again – will you pay for my fleshlight?
so like, i needed something for migraine, and i got this wicked sticky-icky, and all it did was make me REALLY hungry and paranoid…can i collect on that? could you pay me in doobies, or at least maybe pizza?