Risk Managers Find Santa Exposed, Urge $1 Billion Coverage Plan

By | December 19, 2011

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    GL Guru says:
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    I heard the North Pole is a favorable legal climate for Santa. They use inuit tribal law and Santa has a strong working relationship with them.

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Sinead says:
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    Santa Claus is a ego maniac. It’s all about him and his special day.

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Sinead says:
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    Santa Claus is an ego maniac. It’s all about him and his special day.

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Neal Borzea says:
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    What about the rating for the nearest fire hydrant or fire station, not exactly a few blocks away.

    • December 22, 2011 at 11:00 am
      Jon says:
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      But I think there is a huge water source within 500 ft

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    reality bites says:
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    turtally adorkable. thanks lockstep. bah hamburg on seasonal advert

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    Hillsborough agent says:
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    hope they included abuse & molestation coverage. Lots of kids sitting on Santa’s lap. Takes one lawyer saying “show me where Santa touched you” and all hell breaks loose.

    • December 21, 2011 at 7:59 am
      Hillsborough agent says:
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      Merry Christmas to the two attorneys who gave me Thumbs Down!!

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    bob says:
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    I hope nobody who worked on this project was “on the clock” at work at the time.

    • December 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm
      Island Girl Agent says:
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      yeah, mr. grinch…being an employer, I like my elves staying to task too, but most of them rarely ever take a break so a few minutes of holiday joy…well I say go for it.

    • December 20, 2011 at 11:05 am
      Consuelo Hernandez says:
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      BOB – I hope you did not waste your important work hours reading this and then the additional time for your comment. 1:39 PM hmmm. I think they did a fine job! Get in the Christmas spirit!!

  • December 19, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Lew Stool says:
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    Wait till they find out about Santa’s DUI. Oh, was I not supposed to mention that?

    • December 20, 2011 at 8:39 am
      wudchuck says:
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      would that be driving under the influence of cookies and milk!

  • December 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Island Girl Agent says:
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    Just wanted everyone to rest easy…Santa and the entire operation are fully insured.

    The elves took out key person life insurance on Santa…just in case he slips on one of those high pitched roofs after drinking the spiked milk you guys tend to leave out.

    And of course the elves are all covered for workers comp since they use a lot of hammers…but Santa didn’t go for the long term disability policy. If they are out that long, they have to work from home. So I guess it’s not all “Ho Ho Ho”.

    The presents are all included on a personal articles floater…that way they have coverage anywhere in the world!

    Oh, and those reindeer? No worries…we’ve got animal mortality coverage, and I personally know of a reindeer ranch in Oregon in case Santa has to ship in a replacement at the last minute.

    The sleigh is a bit of a problem…we haven’t decided whether it’s covered under the auto policy or if it’s mobile equipment. Does anyone know if it’s licensed for the road?

    And last but not least, we have Valuable Papers coverage for that “naughty and nice” list…wouldn’t want any mix ups there!

    May you all be on the “nice” side of the ledger.

    Happy Holidays from Laura

    • December 21, 2011 at 10:40 am
      Bartleby the Scrivener says:
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      Laura – that’s awesome!

  • December 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Amazed says:
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    What if Santa catches a bad cold during this season? Will he be covered under Obamacare? Probably not since he is so old, he will have to go in front of the Death Panels and they will tell him to take a pill since treatment will not be offered.

    • December 21, 2011 at 11:13 pm
      David says:
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      Um, I’m pretty sure U.S. policies do not prevail at the North Pole.

  • December 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    David Berry says:
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    Did anyone notice that one of the tags was misspelled? “Sanat Clause”? Really!? Perhaps, IJ’s proof reader is on vacation waiting for “Sanat” to slide down the “Chimmnee”

  • December 19, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    Anejo says:
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    OK, this all gave me the holiday spirit. I’m taking the bear trap out of the fireplace.

  • December 20, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Kris says:
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    They forgot about identity theft. With all those Santa impersonators running around, Santa’s credit and reputation are truly at risk.

  • December 20, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    FOWIF says:
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    Santa does not need any insurance. Most insurance policies have the “Act of God” exclusion, therefore, most if not all of the claims scenarios presented would be declined by the insurance carriers. Since Jesus is the reason for the season, Santa’s duties would fall under God’s umbrella of coverage.

  • December 20, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    GL Guru says:
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    Lockton forgot one major risk compenent. charitable organization immunity. Liabilty woudl be low and since they outsource most toys these days, he would have be an AI on the manufacturers policy. He has it covered. However I wonder if the elves are leased employees?

  • December 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Brown Eyed Elf says:
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    NERDS NERDS NERDS

  • December 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    BUCKEYE IN MOTOWN says:
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    I do believe whomever put this together had entirely too much time on their hands………….. just saying……….

  • December 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    BUCKEYE IN MOTOWN says:
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    By the by – the Work Comp mentioned in the article is way too expensive – or maybe they are just buying it from “Ain’t It Great”. Anyway I digress. See the issue will be it is not Work Comp if the employer employee relationship did not occur in a state governed by Work Comp laws. Maybe in the future there will be an uber-law that compells even the elves who are hired out of the North Pole to be covered by Work Comp even though they are immortal. Hmmmmmm – maybe the single payer system would do the trick – yaaaa – that’s it – socialism!!!!!!!

    • December 21, 2011 at 2:05 pm
      CalDude says:
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      Dude, why so bitter…

    • December 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm
      Ratemaker says:
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      Got an exact location on Santa’s workshop? The Geographic North Pole is in international waters, but the Magnetic North Pole is in Canadian territory of Nunavut.

  • December 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Consuelo Hernandez says:
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    BUCKEYE IN MOTOWN – I believe you may have too much time on your hands with these comments. I agree with CalDude. Since you seem to know so much about work comp, get out there and place some coverage hoss. Such a hater, sounds like coals from Santa for you my man!

  • December 21, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Blue says:
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    @hillsborough, I was actually concerned about any sexual harassment exposures which might be excluded by the policy with all the mistletoe hanging about.

  • December 22, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    Compman says:
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    I don’t like the idea of have Santa and Exposed in the same sentence. Gives me nightmares just thinking about it.



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