New Crash Test Dummies Look More Like Americans: Obese and Aging

January 30, 2017

  • January 30, 2017 at 12:27 pm
    Confused says:
    Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
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    “And Leon is getting laarrggeerr”

    • January 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm
      ssalz says:
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      Love it! LOL!

      • January 31, 2017 at 8:02 am
        Confused says:
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        I hope you enjoyed your 11 downvotes simply for picking up my “Airplane!” reference!

        • January 31, 2017 at 1:18 pm
          ssalz says:
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          Actually, I did. It made me laugh even harder!

    • January 30, 2017 at 1:33 pm
      Fair Playing Field says:
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      Stephen Stucker lives on!

      • January 31, 2017 at 8:02 am
        Confused says:
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        I hope you enjoyed your 11 downvotes (and one upvote!) simply for picking up my “Airplane!” reference!

    • January 31, 2017 at 2:25 pm
      Don't Call Me Shirley says:
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      That one definitely gets my approval!

  • January 30, 2017 at 1:23 pm
    agent2 says:
    Hot debate. What do you think?
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    “We’ve also added a left wing liberal intolerant component to these dummies to reflect the nature of about half of the population”.

    • January 31, 2017 at 1:12 pm
      FactChecker says:
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      Conservative states tend to have more obesity on average and conservatives have lower IQ’s on average, if you believe in IQ.

      • February 6, 2017 at 10:54 am
        What! says:
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        But conservatives have more common sense…

  • January 30, 2017 at 4:14 pm
    Wart says:
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    agent 2. Too funny, but I was looking for their Make America Great Again hats!

    • January 31, 2017 at 2:27 pm
      Don't Call Me Shirley says:
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      Make America Overweight Again!

      • February 1, 2017 at 9:04 am
        Captain Planet says:
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        Yes, just eat like 45. He’s obese, which is why he had his doctor add an inch to his height on his physical. The guy can’t even tell the truth about his height. What a fraud!

        • February 1, 2017 at 3:02 pm
          Don't Call Me Shirley says:
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          The Draft-Dodger-in-Chief isn’t able to exercise, due to a bone spur on his left foot. No, wait, it’s the right foot. No, wait, he can’t remember (even though he has the greatest memory ever, and everyone says so).

          • February 2, 2017 at 8:58 am
            Captain Planet says:
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            That crash test dummy up there in red has the same body stature as 45. Even has an orange face to go along with the obesity.

            Did you see the photo of him evidencing he wears adult diapers? Does the guy like urine so much, he wants to walk around in it?

          • February 2, 2017 at 4:55 pm
            Captain Planet says:
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            Actually, the crash test dummy isn’t the exact same body stature. The dummy hands are waaaaay too big.

        • February 9, 2017 at 5:46 pm
          Agent says:
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          Trump has about 10 times the energy of the very sick Hilliary who collapsed into her van. He made 7 speeches the night of the election while she was in semi coma.

  • January 31, 2017 at 5:40 am
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    I know it’s true for me – Older people need to keep moving – take walks; do some yoga or tai chi – stay active and you can keep the weight from creeping up. Move it, baby!

  • January 31, 2017 at 2:04 pm
    Things that make you go hmmmm says:
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    I can see it now, auto insurance policies rated on not only your credit score but how much you weigh.

    • February 6, 2017 at 10:38 am
      steven says:
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      “BMI Surcharge”

  • May 17, 2017 at 3:44 pm
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