How Tattoo Artists Are Like Dentists

February 17, 2017

  • February 17, 2017 at 1:37 pm
    Jack Kanauph says:
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    I am getting ready to release findings on a new study: How Massage Therapists are like Dough Kneaders.

    • February 17, 2017 at 2:46 pm
      Agent says:
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      I wish I could get a study on how Progressives are totally out of their mind and recommend frontal lobotomy’s for their affliction.

      • February 17, 2017 at 7:05 pm
        factchecker says:
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        You are a hateful bigot. I wonder if you would be fine with your customers knowing you hold these deplorable positions?

        • February 20, 2017 at 10:31 am
          Agent says:
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          Deplorables won, Progressive Socialists lost. Why did you change your moniker UW? Did IJ ban you on the other moniker?

  • February 17, 2017 at 3:35 pm
    Realist says:
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    A tattoo:
    “A permanent reminder of a fleeting thought”.

    • February 23, 2017 at 8:43 am
      CL PM says:
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      I am not looking forward to the 20 and 30 – somethings with expansive tattoos becoming 60-somethings. We’ll get to see a lot of wrinkled, faded blobs of ink that used to be something interesting. Thank God for sleeves and pants.

  • February 23, 2017 at 4:51 pm
    London says:
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    Jack K’s quip was funny but riddled with poignancy – who on earth would commission such a report and, more importantly, who gains anything from it’s not-so-mindblowing findings? I’ve not been ‘inked’ anywhere but I still know that being a tattoo artist probably involves leaning and twisting your body to get into the best position to create your best work. What is the point of this study?
    To steal part of Realists line, this is all this study warrants….a fleeting thought.



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