Insurer Introduces Revolutionary 3-Word Personal Insurance Policy

By Lirpa Loof | April 1, 2019

  • April 1, 2019 at 8:08 am
    PouellerBeaReport says:
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    I thought there would be a fourth word in the policy…. that can’t be published by IJ.

    • April 1, 2019 at 1:24 pm
      Jack King says:
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      Tri-Word Ins has an exclusive endorsement for the policy and it too has 3 words: You Are F#$%ed

  • April 1, 2019 at 8:49 am
    CL PM says:
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    Best part of the entire article is the person with all the acronyms. I’ve met those people. Nerdvana.

  • April 1, 2019 at 9:40 am
    augustine says:
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    April fools! It has to be. I was like “oh no, it can’t be… Is it April 1st?”

  • April 1, 2019 at 9:42 am
    augustine says:
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    Bravo IJ! I love satire and this is an excellent article! I wish we had more of these :)

  • April 1, 2019 at 9:48 am
    rob says:
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    ahhh, the annual April Fool’s Article! well played, Andrew!

  • April 1, 2019 at 10:31 am
    Big Jim says:
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    Well played IJ…well played.

  • April 1, 2019 at 1:08 pm
    Paul Tetrault says:
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    Well done.

  • April 1, 2019 at 1:10 pm
    Dave says:
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    April Fools! Fantastic article…

  • April 1, 2019 at 1:28 pm
    L says:
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    Ha! I should have caught on at:
    “CPCU, ARM, UCPC, ALCM, LPCS, AAI, IAA, III, IPO, APA, CWCA, NDA, CRIS, AINS, RIP, vice president and practice leader for Insurance Consumer and Agent Education, Engagement, Development and Relationships with the Independent Insurance Brokerages, Agencies and Employees of the United States of America (Big US)”

    but this took me a few seconds longer than it should have…

    • April 5, 2019 at 1:38 pm
      ASOIAF says:
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      Tris Biggs has titles longer than Daenarys of the house Targaryen

  • April 1, 2019 at 1:38 pm
    Mara says:
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    I love the designation RIP! Well played! LOL

  • April 1, 2019 at 1:44 pm
    Stacey says:
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    Ha Ha! I love how one of the journalist didn’t have time to read it yet LOL!!!! Hysterical!

  • April 1, 2019 at 1:53 pm
    MadDog says:
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    I like the play on Berkshire’s new Three – the three page policy they have coming out – and that one’s no joke – not yet anyway.

  • April 1, 2019 at 2:01 pm
    Charles Ford says:
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    The three words to be used are we pay nothing!

    • April 1, 2019 at 2:17 pm
      Special Agen 003 says:
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      #2A Molon Labe

  • April 1, 2019 at 2:16 pm
    Special Agen 003 says:
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    Never let an opportunity to make a political statement against guns, immigration and such go by even in a joke article. Three words #2A Molon Labe.

  • April 1, 2019 at 2:27 pm
    jjwiedem says:
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    This quote is my favorite;

    “Allie Iupp, executive director of the advocacy group, Insurance Buyers of America, said she received an advance copy of the TriWord policy but declined comment because she has not had time to read it.”

    That is about the only thing that I would believe in this article.

  • April 1, 2019 at 2:40 pm
    Sheila Eskue says:
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    Gotcha!! I didn’t have time to read the sample policy either !

  • April 1, 2019 at 3:34 pm
    bob says:
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    Too bad, as that Tris sounded like a rocking good time. I may have met her before.

  • April 1, 2019 at 5:34 pm
    Hmmmmm says:
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    The comment coming from the insurance education consultant that she had not had time to read the three words was the give away. GOOD JOB IJ!!

  • April 8, 2019 at 10:10 am
    Imfeyen says:
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    Sorry That’s Excluded

  • April 9, 2019 at 3:38 pm
    County Line says:
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    Another in your long lineage of April 1st gems, IJ! Thank you for putting together such a good laugher!!



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