Alabama Family to Sue Disney Park Over Death Related to Snake Bite

By | January 31, 2016

  • February 1, 2016 at 2:41 pm
    reality bites says:
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    On a related note, the body of a 69 year old woman, Demetia Brookes, was discovered in a baggage check room at one of the resort’s hotels.

    It appears that after suffering from a massive heart attack brought on by the sight of an untrained crimson mambo, her family from Des Moines, IA decided to get the most out of their day passes. They left her in the care of Geoff Whackendrool, assistant claim check manager, who promised to keep an eye on Ms. Brookes, and have her sit in a nice, air conditioned room off the lobby of the hotel.

    “She were REAL well behaved, not like some of the loonies that stay here. Matter of fact, we will probally offer her family a discount on their next stay, as a reminder of the good times we had with her.”

    A Disney spokesperson declined (nay, refused) to comment.

    • February 1, 2016 at 2:52 pm
      Of course she was well behaved says:
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      Didn’t talk back at all! :-)

  • February 2, 2016 at 1:24 pm
    stush says:
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    Sheriff said she might have lived if they called an ambulance instead of an attorney.

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