Report: Tennessee Man Dies After Riding Disney’s Star Tours in Florida

October 26, 2016

  • October 26, 2016 at 9:25 am
    vox sanitus says:
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    The fat guy had a heart attack. Say it, for heaven’s sake!

  • October 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm
    Frank S says:
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    The answer is obvious: Disney needs to put an automatic defibrillator in each car; AND have a cardiologist ride in the car with everyone, on EVERY ride. While the price of admission to the park may exceed the net worth of PINK, it’s certainly worth it to prevent heart attacks! OR, we can blame Climate Change. Or Al Gore. Or Donald Trump. Or Barack Obama. Or Hillary Clinton. Or all of them. But certainly NOT his weight, because that wouldn’t be politically correct, and may be offensive.



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