Washington Driver Blames ‘Gorilla’ For Causing Crash

November 6, 2013

  • November 6, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    reality bites says:
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    Wonder if her car was painted banana yellow.

  • November 6, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    Whodathunkit? says:
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    Is she sure it wasn’t a deer in a gorilla costume?

  • November 6, 2013 at 5:20 pm
    Betcha... says:
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    All her other collisions were caused by the phantom dog running in front of her.

  • November 6, 2013 at 5:25 pm
    Baxtor says:
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    So two witnesses saw her speeding, but no one saw the gorilla. Moral of the story: If you see a gorilla jump in front of you while driving, don’t swerve. Either A) There was no gorilla and you didn’t cause an accident or B) The gorilla won’t be able to run away and might still be alive to talk to the police.
    Sounds like a prank gone bad.

  • November 25, 2013 at 2:41 pm
    Unna says:
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    she was drunk and lied about taking her friend home, she took her friend home and then went back to the party at Marks, there was a miss under standing with some hispanics and they got beat up! she may of only had a few drinks before the accident happend but she was still an under age drinker ! and still pushed a car twice the size of hers in to a yard. she may haave been inpaired and she will not win in a court room!



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