Methinks the Gospel of the FSM has the power to make one laugh, to open one’s eyes in wonder and (dis)belief, and to provide ample pastafood for thought.
The only thing worth than a fundamentalist telling you what you HAVE to believe is an atheist telling you what NOT to believe. We get it…You don’t believe in God and think those of us who do are idiots. Move along.
OK, perhaps I was being a little hypersensitive, and for that I apologize.
At any rate, my best to all the IJ readers, regardless of your beliefs. I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy your family / friends / loved ones and remember to be truly thankful for what you have.
Asia: first name of her “stage name.”
Lemmon: Married surname.
As to the lady in particular: she performed piano *twice* at Carnegie Hall prior to turning 15. At 16, she taught English in Japan. She has an IQ of 156 and is a member of Mensa. Not just a former porn star.
And the FSM movement isn’t about bashing religion. It specifically satirizes the teaching of creationism as a science in schools.
That being said, FSM is a bit goofy. But not quite paper pants goofy.
Funny how atheists spend their entire lives fighting a God they don’t believe is even real. Think for themselves? Sure, a big bang and evolving from monkeys is really something thinking people can believe in. That’s an unproven theory, but sure we’ll go with something got created from nothing and exploded to form a something that eventually became as something as complex as the human mind. Yep, that’s good thinking.
You non-believes are some of the angriest and bitter people I ever meet. Here’s where you spew back your venom and get all worked up.
Libby: Yawn, brainless Libby is back. You support Democrats I know. Go google the video of your attendees going God at the Democrat convention and go preach to them about un-Christian behavior.
Jesus called a group of people “a brood of vipers.” I view you and your liberal buddies the same way.
My dear Louie, Sam, Wayne and Bob, thanks again for the nod, it is sooooo cute that you still believe in me despite all the evidence to the contrary, I really appreciate it. I’m a little miffed however that you’re kind of shorting my dad here. Though Mao and Stalin we’re probably not as smart as you guys and didn’t believe in me or dad, I don’t think they killed because of their atheism. They killed because they’re evil, like say, Mike Huckabee. My dad killed somewhere between 2.8 and 30 million people in his bestseller, the bible.Satan could only muster ten deaths, but you wouldn’t know that because even if you could read, you probably haven’t read the book. You should sometime, it’s a thriller. Spoiler alert, it sucks to be me. Dad bless all, have a happy Thanksigiving.
November 24, 2014 at 2:02 pm
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Was someone talks about invasions, wars and incidences of violence? Oh, because is the only way anger and bitterness come out? It’s funny how all the “tolerance” preached by liberals ceases when it comes to people of faith.
Oh, I’m wrong, there is tons of tolerance for Christians showed by liberals in Hollywood, the Democrat party, etc.
Hey, anyone remember when God (yes, just mentioning God) was booed by the attendees at the Democrat nomination party that nominated Obama for re-election? There is your tolerance for you. That’s around the time they booed Israel as well at the same event.
If all atheists ever do is express anger and bitterness without actually taking action, I would take that from everyone.
I will gladly take someone being intolerant of me and my beliefs over being invaded, violently attacked and/or killed to convince me that their beliefs are better than mine.
Now do you understand?
No political party or ideology is more or less tolerant han another, period. We all tolerate up to the point we feel violated. That is called human nature.
November 24, 2014 at 1:12 pm
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I never thought I would say it: ATTAGIRL, LIBBY!!!
the PC crowd has taken over, briefly.
Once this country comes to it’s senses and stops incurring insurmountable debt daily, this too will pass.
I can’t wait until this ends. PC allows anyone offended by anything to file a federal complaint and change everyone else.
If you do not like something, stop reading it.
If you do not like what you are watching, change the channel.
Just like destructing the private health insurance system for over 250 million customers so 6.1 million can get free insurance – paid for by US who WORK.
Liberalism will FAIL AGAIN. JIMMY CARTER WILL BECOME THE SECOND WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
At least one person is happy about this idiot ruining our country.
Asia Lemmon? Why choose that? Was Luna Tick already taken?
And from prelim websearch, her ‘acting’ days were a LONG time ago.
…or Tuna Lick maybe?
Now that was funny!
Should have saved this for April 1st issue….
Truth is definitely stranger that fiction!
Methinks the Gospel of the FSM has the power to make one laugh, to open one’s eyes in wonder and (dis)belief, and to provide ample pastafood for thought.
Ramen!
The only thing worth than a fundamentalist telling you what you HAVE to believe is an atheist telling you what NOT to believe. We get it…You don’t believe in God and think those of us who do are idiots. Move along.
Care to explain how you think she’s telling you what you should not believe in?
She wore something on her head when she got her license photo taken. She didn’t post this article or write an op-ed about Pastafarianism.
She sat at the DMV and got her picture taken — how can you claim she is trying to tell you what to (or not to) believe?
OK, perhaps I was being a little hypersensitive, and for that I apologize.
At any rate, my best to all the IJ readers, regardless of your beliefs. I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy your family / friends / loved ones and remember to be truly thankful for what you have.
That, we should ALL be able to agree on.
PS–Go Eagles
Fair enough. I would’ve liked your post (I did anyway), but you had to go and “ruin” it with your Eagles comment :)
Asia: first name of her “stage name.”
Lemmon: Married surname.
As to the lady in particular: she performed piano *twice* at Carnegie Hall prior to turning 15. At 16, she taught English in Japan. She has an IQ of 156 and is a member of Mensa. Not just a former porn star.
And the FSM movement isn’t about bashing religion. It specifically satirizes the teaching of creationism as a science in schools.
That being said, FSM is a bit goofy. But not quite paper pants goofy.
And Festivus for the rest of us…
Hey it’s better than a burka!
That one almost got pasta me.
Head protection that allows for airflow. Brilliant.
…and this is an IJ story….why?
The reason is in your name….
Oh Louie, thanks for believing in me!Yep, you’re right, you’re a genius and the folks who actually think for themselves are idiots. Move on, indeed.
Funny how atheists spend their entire lives fighting a God they don’t believe is even real. Think for themselves? Sure, a big bang and evolving from monkeys is really something thinking people can believe in. That’s an unproven theory, but sure we’ll go with something got created from nothing and exploded to form a something that eventually became as something as complex as the human mind. Yep, that’s good thinking.
You non-believes are some of the angriest and bitter people I ever meet. Here’s where you spew back your venom and get all worked up.
Wayne Smith – I have heard more unChristian posts from you than I care to remember. You need to practice what you preach, pal.
Libby: Yawn, brainless Libby is back. You support Democrats I know. Go google the video of your attendees going God at the Democrat convention and go preach to them about un-Christian behavior.
Jesus called a group of people “a brood of vipers.” I view you and your liberal buddies the same way.
Wayne–you do realize that when you make blanket statements and insults like that, you only strengthen their argument against people of faith?
You, Mr. Smith, are no Jesus.
Wayne Smith,
Please list all of the invasions, wars and incidences of violence that occurred in the name of athieism. Good luck.
do all the people who died under communism count? Both Stalin and Mao were atheists and they and their regimes killed millions.
My dear Louie, Sam, Wayne and Bob, thanks again for the nod, it is sooooo cute that you still believe in me despite all the evidence to the contrary, I really appreciate it. I’m a little miffed however that you’re kind of shorting my dad here. Though Mao and Stalin we’re probably not as smart as you guys and didn’t believe in me or dad, I don’t think they killed because of their atheism. They killed because they’re evil, like say, Mike Huckabee. My dad killed somewhere between 2.8 and 30 million people in his bestseller, the bible.Satan could only muster ten deaths, but you wouldn’t know that because even if you could read, you probably haven’t read the book. You should sometime, it’s a thriller. Spoiler alert, it sucks to be me. Dad bless all, have a happy Thanksigiving.
Was someone talks about invasions, wars and incidences of violence? Oh, because is the only way anger and bitterness come out? It’s funny how all the “tolerance” preached by liberals ceases when it comes to people of faith.
Oh, I’m wrong, there is tons of tolerance for Christians showed by liberals in Hollywood, the Democrat party, etc.
Hey, anyone remember when God (yes, just mentioning God) was booed by the attendees at the Democrat nomination party that nominated Obama for re-election? There is your tolerance for you. That’s around the time they booed Israel as well at the same event.
Wayne Smith,
If all atheists ever do is express anger and bitterness without actually taking action, I would take that from everyone.
I will gladly take someone being intolerant of me and my beliefs over being invaded, violently attacked and/or killed to convince me that their beliefs are better than mine.
Now do you understand?
No political party or ideology is more or less tolerant han another, period. We all tolerate up to the point we feel violated. That is called human nature.
I never thought I would say it: ATTAGIRL, LIBBY!!!
Bob giving Libby and “attagirl.”
An IJ’er actually apologizing and retracting a statement.
Such a change has ne’er been seen before here.
Perhaps there *is* something to this pastafarianism!
the PC crowd has taken over, briefly.
Once this country comes to it’s senses and stops incurring insurmountable debt daily, this too will pass.
I can’t wait until this ends. PC allows anyone offended by anything to file a federal complaint and change everyone else.
If you do not like something, stop reading it.
If you do not like what you are watching, change the channel.
Just like destructing the private health insurance system for over 250 million customers so 6.1 million can get free insurance – paid for by US who WORK.
Liberalism will FAIL AGAIN. JIMMY CARTER WILL BECOME THE SECOND WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
At least one person is happy about this idiot ruining our country.