Wild Imaginings “Oh my Lord, I’ve got ducks swimming in pecan orchards. We never, in our wildest imaginations, thought there...
Declarations
Qualifying Life Event “This legislation will help expectant mothers get access to essential prenatal care and help build a stronger...
Renewable Energy “This executive order empowers our state agencies to implement innovative solutions to reduce our state’s carbon footprint, address...
Accountable Learning “A system of no accountability is certainly not going to learn from its mistakes, and it perpetuates a...
Crop Insurance Cuts “We cannot undermine a program that brings needed support to jobs and families in rural America and...
Sex Abuse Concerns “More concern is given to the pedophile abuser within the church than the innocent child who is...
Haircut from Hail “It’s like a bad haircut. It will grow back.” —Daniel Trujillo, groundskeeper at Sonoma Ranch Golf Course,...
The Donkey Got Out “People could have gotten out of there … my donkey was smart enough to get out...
Hiring Miss Cleo “Miss Cleo does have quite the folk hero cast to her, and it was an interesting choice...
Crop Insurance “The lack of insurance for malt barley is preventing farmers from planting this crucial crop.” —U.S. Sen. Charles...