Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is...
Declarations
Lost Cattle “Before we found our cattle we said at least we’ve got our homes and are all safe. In...
Painful Spending “Nobody likes to have to spend $104 million. … It’s pretty painful, but it won’t put us out...
Amateur Hour “A lot of firms … have been dabbling in employee benefits and have put no money in the...
Room and Board “The decisions you make affect people that you may not think about. They don’t get the opportunity...
P/C Insurers’ Strength “Not a single traditional P/C insurer or reinsurer failed as a result of the financial crisis, nor...
Agent Advocates “I am committed to insurance products and services being offered by licensed agents and brokers, not unlicensed navigators....
It’s the Law “Personally, I don’t like the Affordable Care Act. It’s the law, whether you like it or not.”...
Fake Dead Cat “We’ve handled some pretty unusual fraud cases, but this is one of the stranger ones.” —Washington Insurance...
All Alone “I’m by myself.” —Kansas Insurance Commissioner Sandy Praeger acknowledged recently that she’s a lone Republican voice in her...