Guess she’s smarter (or is that dumber) then I am. When I accidentally dyed my brown hair a really bad shade of black it never occurred to me to sue the dye company because I was stupid.
The very LEAST l’Oreal should do for our pain and suffering is put a ‘stupid people should not use this product’ label on the box. The nerve of that company, expecting people to READ the directions.
Glad the judge threw that one out. I would have really felt that I missed out on a jackpot.
Let me guess …. She disposed of the unused product, so no way to confirm/deny her allegations, eg. defective product.
Please send this story to all of your female blonde friends, acquaintances, wifes, etc … Almost too good to be true.
I hope that this poor lady is reading this. If she cannot get her hair to go back to blonde, then she should go out and purchase new, bigger, firm breasts. That will get her the attention she craves!
“Charlotte Feeney says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.”
She really is a “dumb blond” if she thinks her dyed blond hair is natural, AND she believed the wise a#$ who informed her she could never dye it blond again :)
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were waiting to see their obstetrician. Trying to make conversation, the brunette said, “I’m going to have a boy. I’m sure of it because I was on top.” The redhead said, “I know I’m going to have a girl. I’m sure because I was on the bottom.” The blonde suddenly burst into tears. The other women tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. “I think I’m going to have puppies,” she sobbed.
When I had a vasectomy, the doctor replaced my Johnson with that of another man. Turns out the man whose appendage I accidentally received was Hervé Villechaize. From that day forward I was constantly pointing to the sky and screaming, “Dee Plane!! Dee Plane!” It was quite embarrasing and caused me to lose many sales when the urge took over in a potential client’s office. I sued, but had to prove it belonged to Hervé, and the jurors in the courtroom had no frame of reference. I lost.
not sure if this was already mentioned in the comments – when i was a kid, i used to go through the boxes on the shelf and switch all the colors. sorry girls.
Honestly, if the only thing that gave this woman a social life was her hair color, maybe she should put down L’Oreal and go find herself a plastic surgeon. If she gets a botch job from that, then she might have lawsuit she can win. WTF?? Ridiculous that this even got into a court.
We can now add this one to the mile high stack of “Blond Jokes”!
Too bad this one cost taxpayer money!
“never return?” I’m pretty sure hair grows.
Why did the Judge brush off his suit?
He had gotten an unattractive brown hair on it.
*rimshot*
Thank you, thank you. I will be here all night. Remember to tip your waitstaff…
Guess she’s smarter (or is that dumber) then I am. When I accidentally dyed my brown hair a really bad shade of black it never occurred to me to sue the dye company because I was stupid.
The very LEAST l’Oreal should do for our pain and suffering is put a ‘stupid people should not use this product’ label on the box. The nerve of that company, expecting people to READ the directions.
Glad the judge threw that one out. I would have really felt that I missed out on a jackpot.
Hey Jokester, don’t quit your day job.
If I were the judge, I would have asked her to prove that the carpet used to match the drapes.
If she is so concerned about her natural blonde hue, why is she dyeing her hair?
Let me guess …. She disposed of the unused product, so no way to confirm/deny her allegations, eg. defective product.
Please send this story to all of your female blonde friends, acquaintances, wifes, etc … Almost too good to be true.
can we sue the insurance industry for giving us gray hair????
The problem is that if she allowed it to grow back it would come in gray.
I hope that this poor lady is reading this. If she cannot get her hair to go back to blonde, then she should go out and purchase new, bigger, firm breasts. That will get her the attention she craves!
“Charlotte Feeney says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.”
She really is a “dumb blond” if she thinks her dyed blond hair is natural, AND she believed the wise a#$ who informed her she could never dye it blond again :)
Was her attorney blonde, too? At least the judge wasn’t!
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were waiting to see their obstetrician. Trying to make conversation, the brunette said, “I’m going to have a boy. I’m sure of it because I was on top.” The redhead said, “I know I’m going to have a girl. I’m sure because I was on the bottom.” The blonde suddenly burst into tears. The other women tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. “I think I’m going to have puppies,” she sobbed.
When I had a vasectomy, the doctor replaced my Johnson with that of another man. Turns out the man whose appendage I accidentally received was Hervé Villechaize. From that day forward I was constantly pointing to the sky and screaming, “Dee Plane!! Dee Plane!” It was quite embarrasing and caused me to lose many sales when the urge took over in a potential client’s office. I sued, but had to prove it belonged to Hervé, and the jurors in the courtroom had no frame of reference. I lost.
not sure if this was already mentioned in the comments – when i was a kid, i used to go through the boxes on the shelf and switch all the colors. sorry girls.
Honestly, if the only thing that gave this woman a social life was her hair color, maybe she should put down L’Oreal and go find herself a plastic surgeon. If she gets a botch job from that, then she might have lawsuit she can win. WTF?? Ridiculous that this even got into a court.
When she was sleeping, I snuck into her bedroom and changed her hair color with my magic wand!
Poor woman, if the only thing that gets her attention is the color of her hair, she needs help, really, really bad.
what I don’t understand is how she even got to sue when the instructions tell you to do a strand test?
Now that one was funny!
LOL
Perfect point Plymn!
I had brown hair and used a lighter brown dye on it and it turned out jet black! i wanted to scream. but im getting along fine with it now.