Ben & Jerry’s Scoops a Win in ‘Happy Cows’ Lawsuit

By | May 8, 2020

  • May 8, 2020 at 8:39 am
    ralph says:
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    this whole case was pure BULL from the start. That guy was really MILKING it for all it’s worth. He thought he had Ben and Jerry’s by the HORNS, but he was wrong. I’m glad we’re able to MOOOOOOOOOve on to something more important. It was UDDERLY ridiculous.

    Remember: Statistically, cows kill more people than sharks, yet the Discovery Channel still refuses to air an annual “Cow Week” on their network, despite my diligent efforts.

    Hope everyone’s staying safe during corn teen.

    • May 9, 2020 at 9:18 am
      knowall says:
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      Having been kicked by a one ton Angus bull one time, I totally believe your cows stats without any research. I just got the wind knocked out of me, but had stupidly tried to walk up to him (without a gate between us) and give him a vaccine before letting him out onto the pasture! Another time another Angus bull kicked the middle trailer crowd door and the edge slammed me in the face; broken glasses and twelve stiches on my forehead. Neither of these were mean bulls, they just felt cornered.

      My neighbor was attacked by his Holstein bull and another by a Holstein heifer; both were just very sore for a few days.

  • May 8, 2020 at 1:29 pm
    Oh Goody says:
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    Of course they are going to claim that their milk comes from happy cows. Saying that your milk comes from mad cows isn’t really the best marketing strategy.

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