And if “Florida Man” has auto insurance (questionable) his carrier will be on the hook for his Personal Injury Protection coverage to the tune of $10K.
Don’t worry because if “Florida Man”s auto policy lapsed for nonpayment I am sure “Florida Man” will hire an attorney to sue the agent that sold him the policy because the agent never advised “Florida Man” that his policy had lapsed due to nonpayment.
Smile? I laughed and laughed and laughed. Stupid is as stupid does…I love these stories. I need these stories. Long live Florida people and there weird ways.
Almost makes me embarrassed to live in Florida, all these stories that start “A Florida Man, or A Florida Woman” I still say that Darwin got it wrong, that the fittest survive, it’s the idiots that seem to proliferate.
And now of course he is going to sue the lady whose car he hit, the bar that sold him the liquor, the city of Gainesville for not protecting him, and on it goes. It’s everyone’s fault but his, of course.
“Florida Man” strikes again!
Don’t you just love karma?
And if “Florida Man” has auto insurance (questionable) his carrier will be on the hook for his Personal Injury Protection coverage to the tune of $10K.
And trust me, the hospital will make sure they get every one of those $10,000. Ka-ching!
Don’t worry because if “Florida Man”s auto policy lapsed for nonpayment I am sure “Florida Man” will hire an attorney to sue the agent that sold him the policy because the agent never advised “Florida Man” that his policy had lapsed due to nonpayment.
I tried, and I tried, and tried again – and I couldn’t dredge up any sympathy for him. I actually smiled at his misfortune.
sorry.
Smile? I laughed and laughed and laughed. Stupid is as stupid does…I love these stories. I need these stories. Long live Florida people and there weird ways.
and Morgan & Morgan will sue the lady he hit for driving away as that is the cause of his accident… and her carrier will settle out of court argh!
This reminded me..The last words of a redneck…
“Here hold my beer and watch this…”
Almost makes me embarrassed to live in Florida, all these stories that start “A Florida Man, or A Florida Woman” I still say that Darwin got it wrong, that the fittest survive, it’s the idiots that seem to proliferate.
And now of course he is going to sue the lady whose car he hit, the bar that sold him the liquor, the city of Gainesville for not protecting him, and on it goes. It’s everyone’s fault but his, of course.
No one would bring me a drink from the bar across the street, so I ran over myself.
Sorry people…late on a Friday.