“Thee Plaintiffs Successfully Give Martha the Finger”
“Multiple Digit Recovery for Injured Parties”
“Martha Knuckles Down and Gets the Chair”
K-Mart Ad Campaign – “Raise Your Hand for Savings”
“MSO Has Finger on Pulse of Economy”
yes, i know, real injuries are not good fodder for sarcasm. but it IS monday.
What’s the point of a Federal Consumer Product Safety Commission if a product as common as a folding chair can be designed or redesigned to become so dangerous? Having the U.S. legal system steer product safety improvements is reactionary, too slow, and too expensive.
Alternative Headlines
“Thee Plaintiffs Successfully Give Martha the Finger”
“Multiple Digit Recovery for Injured Parties”
“Martha Knuckles Down and Gets the Chair”
K-Mart Ad Campaign – “Raise Your Hand for Savings”
“MSO Has Finger on Pulse of Economy”
yes, i know, real injuries are not good fodder for sarcasm. but it IS monday.
“Thee Plaintiffs” = “Three Plaintiffs”!
No mention of the country where these mini-guillotines were manufactured…may I hazard a guess – going out on a limb here – Peoples Republic of China?
What’s the point of a Federal Consumer Product Safety Commission if a product as common as a folding chair can be designed or redesigned to become so dangerous? Having the U.S. legal system steer product safety improvements is reactionary, too slow, and too expensive.