The number of possible comments to this article is truly overwhelming! Every professional comedian along with all of you amateurs will have a feast….just like Chick\’s wife has had for the last 10 years! It just goes to show the \”phallacy\” of the old saying \”what goes up must come down\”. WOW…someone please stop me….
What a big let down. Now that the manufacturer is defunct :-) so is he! There is no mention of a significant other, but 10 years??? I would think there was some way to back out the process. Wow!!
There once was a man named Chick,
Ten years tumid did suffer his dick.
My pain and shame are worth a million;
\”No, No,\” said the judge\’s opinion —
Dacomed is dissolved,
And National Union\’s absolved,
But your member will remain vermillion.
Wouldn\’t you think that any man, with tools commonly found in the average garage
(hammer, channel locks, vise) could reverse the negative effects of an
addadicktome gone wrong? I\’m sure the owners manual provides tips regarding
adjusting the angle of the dangle.
All of you \”authors\” for this article better not quit your day jobs because what you have written are not \”poems\”. Some are not even gramatically correct. Did you flunk English in school?
I can\’t imagine the comments that will be made on this post. Bring it on people. Let\’s have some fun with this one.
I bet his wife hates him?
The number of possible comments to this article is truly overwhelming! Every professional comedian along with all of you amateurs will have a feast….just like Chick\’s wife has had for the last 10 years! It just goes to show the \”phallacy\” of the old saying \”what goes up must come down\”. WOW…someone please stop me….
When a dick doc
In a lop
Gave the guy a bone,
This old man can’t keep it down.
Can\’t they just fix Chick\’s dick by taking out the stick?
Also, I wonder how he takes a leak?
Of course, this is one guy who can piss up a rope!
I would strongly suggest we surgically remove Chick\’s dick and place it in the Smithsonian in Washington, D.C.
Can imagine when he eventually dies and he is laying in a casket? The funeral director may very well cut the damn thing off.
What a big let down. Now that the manufacturer is defunct :-) so is he! There is no mention of a significant other, but 10 years??? I would think there was some way to back out the process. Wow!!
So the Judge decided the decision did not stand on it\’s own merits, I guess the matter is now laid to rest.
I\’d be the happiest man alive. Sue them? My lord, how much does this procedure cost? Count me in. This is a blessing.
There once was a man named Chick,
Ten years tumid did suffer his dick.
My pain and shame are worth a million;
\”No, No,\” said the judge\’s opinion —
Dacomed is dissolved,
And National Union\’s absolved,
But your member will remain vermillion.
What\’s Chick the Dick\’s address and phone number?????
Wouldn\’t you think that any man, with tools commonly found in the average garage
(hammer, channel locks, vise) could reverse the negative effects of an
addadicktome gone wrong? I\’m sure the owners manual provides tips regarding
adjusting the angle of the dangle.
I know that when you fracture a penis it can be fixed why can\’t they just do that for him. Poor wife is all I can say.
All of you \”authors\” for this article better not quit your day jobs because what you have written are not \”poems\”. Some are not even gramatically correct. Did you flunk English in school?