I just discovered that, *gasp*, my pencil contains lead. I’m suing! Anyone want to get in on this and take it class action?
(Yes, I know, it’s graphite and doesn’t contain lead but I’m sure we could put together a jury who wouldn’t be fooled by some high-fallutin’, big city lawyer, chemistry mumbo-jumbo. Everyone knows pencils have lead in them… right?)
I just discovered that, *gasp*, my pencil contains lead. I’m suing! Anyone want to get in on this and take it class action?
(Yes, I know, it’s graphite and doesn’t contain lead but I’m sure we could put together a jury who wouldn’t be fooled by some high-fallutin’, big city lawyer, chemistry mumbo-jumbo. Everyone knows pencils have lead in them… right?)