Just do what I’ve done for my employees because we’ve been just so terrified of the impending doom that is a pandemic flu, avian flu, SARS, mad cow, … chickle beetle cough:
I distributed clear plastic grocery bags and duct tape, the individual cost per employee was less than $5.00 but the peace of mind is priceless.
When the pandemic this-or-that breaks out all we have to do is put the plastic bag over our heads and duct tape it securely around our necks. We’ll be immune to whatever mality it is that we’re panicked about this month.
Another problem is these Flu’s tend to overcome our antibiotics every year. Maybe all these movies about a killer flu aren’t all so far out afterall. It does make a person wonder. The Flu virus is so resiliant. http://www.phoenix-life-insurance.com
Just do what I’ve done for my employees because we’ve been just so terrified of the impending doom that is a pandemic flu, avian flu, SARS, mad cow, … chickle beetle cough:
I distributed clear plastic grocery bags and duct tape, the individual cost per employee was less than $5.00 but the peace of mind is priceless.
When the pandemic this-or-that breaks out all we have to do is put the plastic bag over our heads and duct tape it securely around our necks. We’ll be immune to whatever mality it is that we’re panicked about this month.
Take that World Health Organization!
Another problem is these Flu’s tend to overcome our antibiotics every year. Maybe all these movies about a killer flu aren’t all so far out afterall. It does make a person wonder. The Flu virus is so resiliant. http://www.phoenix-life-insurance.com
This is terrible. But also terribly hilarious.
Be careful; you might want to add a disclaimer to your statement. Some idiot will take it seriously.