“Gee guys, we are really super sorry we have and continue to spy on everyone, everywhere, at all times. We are showing how very sorry we are by quietly bringing the biggest data warehouse in the world online (Utah) and asking the tech industry to help us do even more illegal spying. We also hope you missed this week’s news about all the people we spied on back in the 60s, including Frank Church, reporters and civil rights leaders. Don’t worry, we are only protecting you!”
Did anyone catch last night’s South Park where Kyle prays to Obama at night and goes to confession at the DMV? Brilliant.
NSA Comment is equivalent to “I promise not to beat you anymore, honey!”
“Gee guys, we are really super sorry we have and continue to spy on everyone, everywhere, at all times. We are showing how very sorry we are by quietly bringing the biggest data warehouse in the world online (Utah) and asking the tech industry to help us do even more illegal spying. We also hope you missed this week’s news about all the people we spied on back in the 60s, including Frank Church, reporters and civil rights leaders. Don’t worry, we are only protecting you!”
Did anyone catch last night’s South Park where Kyle prays to Obama at night and goes to confession at the DMV? Brilliant.