Oh come on, sal. Did you think before you posted that? I mean … dogs taste delicious!! It’s impossible NOT to bite a dog! Even harder with puppies whose feet smell like Frito’s corn chips. It may cost us $700M a year, but man, my belly tells me it’s worth every penny. (Went for the old rope-a-dope move there with my lead-in, although I’m not saying you’re a dope – it’s just the name of the move. Loved your comment :)
Not to hound you, NC P&C, but you should stay away from free-range dogs. All that running around tends to unleash the lean texture that gives you paws. Now I’m not saying you should eat a dog that’s fat; maybe just a little husky.
Did you mean to write “purrrrrrrrrfectly”? This article is about dogs, not cats – try to stay on topic next time :D (yup. just messing around – like everyone else who’s written in this comment section)
Stupid says what stupid see’s. Dog bites are a real problem with a great lacking in enforcement. No joke as I see it. Try the Rabbies shots some time folks and then get
Cute. Better yet use the leash as the law requires and then relax a little. Just to manny
Bubbas out there!
when are people going to wise up and stop biting dogs? It’s costing our industry millions.
Oh come on, sal. Did you think before you posted that? I mean … dogs taste delicious!! It’s impossible NOT to bite a dog! Even harder with puppies whose feet smell like Frito’s corn chips. It may cost us $700M a year, but man, my belly tells me it’s worth every penny. (Went for the old rope-a-dope move there with my lead-in, although I’m not saying you’re a dope – it’s just the name of the move. Loved your comment :)
Not saying they’re not tasty but the meat texture is too ruff for me. Kind of like chewing on bark.
Not to hound you, NC P&C, but you should stay away from free-range dogs. All that running around tends to unleash the lean texture that gives you paws. Now I’m not saying you should eat a dog that’s fat; maybe just a little husky.
this is awesome. Happy Friday to you all!
(slow clap) I’m quite entertained by the levity of this thread. Well done folks, well done!!
The real question is… Ketchup or Mustard?
Hot dog chili is good. If you were asking about equine meat, I never say neigh to horseradish.
How about the weiner dogs? They are made purfectly to fit in hot dog bun!
Did you mean to write “purrrrrrrrrfectly”? This article is about dogs, not cats – try to stay on topic next time :D (yup. just messing around – like everyone else who’s written in this comment section)
its Time for Men to stand up and bite back those Dogs!
How much money are CAT claims (the animal, not catastrophe)??
Biting satire, perhaps?
Is this definitive proof that IJ has finally gone to the dogs???
Kinda leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Where is McGruff when you need him?
He’s going tinky poo-poo
He got tired of being spoken to in baby talk and left.
Nice to see all the humorous comments with almost no down arrows! Maybe humor is still alive after all.
It’s really too bad, for all of you funsters, that this report did not come out on April 1st!
“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite.”
Inspector Clouseau !
All the downvotes have gone to the dogs.
Who said Insurance Agents don’t have a sense of humor?? This has been great.
You guys are keeping me in stitches!
Stupid says what stupid see’s. Dog bites are a real problem with a great lacking in enforcement. No joke as I see it. Try the Rabbies shots some time folks and then get
Cute. Better yet use the leash as the law requires and then relax a little. Just to manny
Bubbas out there!
How can I find out who wrote this article?