Albertsons Recalls Soup Mix Thought Contaminated with Glass December 18, 2007 Email This Subscribe to Newsletter Email to a friend Facebook Tweet LinkedIn Print Article Article 3 Comments December 18, 2007 at 1:01 am ad says: Like or Dislike: 0 0They could have just renamed it to 17 bean soup. Reply December 18, 2007 at 1:24 am The Great Flatus says: Like or Dislike: 0 0Or, they could have bragged about the increased roughage – guaranteed to clean out your lower intestines! Or call it the “bean soup that breaks wind and fixes windows”. Or sell it with a roll of TP, carrying the phrase “the Wipe Your Glass” soup. “Guaranteed Pane Free”. Or, increase the glass content by two, and call it Double Hung Soup. Do they have to list the glass on the ingredients? Wonder what the RDA for glass is? Are they using colored glass for ethnic markets? When you call the 1-800 number on the label, do you get connected to a proctologist, or public relations? I dont think Albertsons can get away with it, but maybe – “Can Your Glass – WE did!” I wonder what they put in the 40 ounce can – a storm door? Maybe I can build a complete house with a few cases. As an Eastern Stater, I’m glad they’re not selling the stuff out here. we’ve got enough problematic @ssholes out here. Reply December 18, 2007 at 1:58 am ad says: Like or Dislike: 0 0You’re good. I’ll work on a response, but I know I could never measure up to yours. Reply Add a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Name * Email * Comment ΔNotify me of comments via e-mail
They could have just renamed it to 17 bean soup.
Or, they could have bragged about the increased roughage – guaranteed to clean out your lower intestines!
Or call it the “bean soup that breaks wind and fixes windows”.
Or sell it with a roll of TP, carrying the phrase “the Wipe Your Glass” soup.
“Guaranteed Pane Free”.
Or, increase the glass content by two, and call it Double Hung Soup.
Do they have to list the glass on the ingredients? Wonder what the RDA for glass is?
Are they using colored glass for ethnic markets?
When you call the 1-800 number on the label, do you get connected to a proctologist, or public relations?
I dont think Albertsons can get away with it, but maybe – “Can Your Glass – WE did!”
I wonder what they put in the 40 ounce can – a storm door? Maybe I can build a complete house with a few cases.
As an Eastern Stater, I’m glad they’re not selling the stuff out here. we’ve got enough problematic @ssholes out here.
You’re good. I’ll work on a response, but I know I could never measure up to yours.