Maybe instead they should be prepapred for other zombies taking over their jobs. I’ve heard the under-employment rate amongst the undead is atrocious. There are counless thousands of faceless thousands out looking for more to do than stumble around from company to company, looking for a hand-out.
But at least Oregon doesn’t have werewolves, like in London. Hangin out at Trader Joes, with perfect hair and all.
Maybe instead they should be prepapred for other zombies taking over their jobs. I’ve heard the under-employment rate amongst the undead is atrocious. There are counless thousands of faceless thousands out looking for more to do than stumble around from company to company, looking for a hand-out.
But at least Oregon doesn’t have werewolves, like in London. Hangin out at Trader Joes, with perfect hair and all.