Insurance professionals who do not like it when customers go bare are about to get even. The National Insurance Professionals (NIP) announced it would hold its 2013 annual convention in Brattleboro, Vermont. The convention’s theme is “The Naked Truth About Insurance.”
Brattleboro made news several years ago for its acceptance of public nudity and regular reports of naked people walking, biking and jogging downtown.
NIP President Hugh Mungus said members are excited. “We are really looking forward to hanging out with our peers,” he said.
The seminar topics include a Guide to Northern Exposures, Wardrobe Malfunctions from Top to Bottom, Weighing the Effects of Obesity and E&O for Exotic Dancers.
For its opening ceremony, the group has planned an “Underwriters in Their Underwear” march along the right bank of Brattleboro’s Progressive Lake.
“The point we hope to make is that going bare is not pretty, either in insurance or life,” said Mungus.